Complaints
infinitebutterflies:
- rugbypopcorn:
tuesdaystupidface:
1. Calvin: Stop playing your music so loud. it sucks.
2. Girl living below me: Stop singing. its annoying.
3. Vanishing Cups: Stop fucking disappearing. I’m thirsty.
4. Body: Stop hurting. it hurts.
5. School Work: Be done already. I never liked you.
That is all.
But seriously, where are my fucking cups!?!
1. Meg: stop singing, who cares
2. Person playing the piano: stop it, it’s out of tune.
3. Linda, maybe you should wash them.
4. Stomach: stop being hungry
5. Computer Science: fuck yourself
1. Roommate: your music SUCKS and is too loud.
2. People in hall: your music is ridiculously loud. sssshhhh.
3. Homework: die.
4. Ann Radcliffe: burn in hell for writing
5. Knee: it’s cold, stop freaking out about it.
Sucks. I’ve been missing you like crazy. it’s killing me slowly. :(
Real Life Is No Cool.
unsolvedmysteries:
amandatague:
cornet:
THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE YOU COOL
- drinking
- smoking weed
- “rolling”/”trippin balls”/”being skeeted”
- blues/xanax/pills in general
- cigarettes, idc what kind you smoke
- making out with guys
- making out with girls
- pictures making out with either sex
- threesomes
- giving/receiving “head” or oral sex
- sleeping with x people
- breaking x hearts
- clubbing
- having a “perfect body”
- cussing repeatedly
- saying “duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude” all of the time
- extending words and talking extremely slow
- successfully driving home “wasted”
- bragging about how much you can “handle”
- stealing
- being “chill”
- owning a zippo lighter
THINGS THAT DO MAKE YOU COOL
- telling good jokes
- laughing, a lot
- accepting other people for themselves
- knowing how to have a good time without drugs
- loving God
- having respect for your body
- using your brain
- falling in love without having sex
- swinging on swings at the park
- playing hopscotch
- blaring techno music and dancing at stop signs
- making weird faces
- reading
- realizing the importance of being classy rather than trashy
- coloring disney princesses in coloring books
- appreciating art
- appreciating music
- appreciating nature
- being independent
- not worrying about what everyone else thinks
- being you
This list was made by a middle schooler.
HAHAHAH. this is really stupid.
